Hyde: I don't know how I'm gonna tell Red, but I don't wanna be a Viking. All those guys do is sit around and complain about their wives.
Kitty: Oh, Steven, no. Those men were just kidding around. Did Red tell the one about the three rings? I came up with that. [laughs]

Red: Steven. Bad news about the Viking Lodge. They don't want you back.
Hyde: All my hopes and dreams have been... unaffected. But you know, just out of curiosity, why would they not want me back?
Red: It was Smitty. He felt that your eyes were lingering.

Christine St. George: Hey, the name of the show is What's up Wisconsin. Why is it that every story you write is about Minneapolis? All right, you know what? You're fired. Go take a slow boat to China!
Smitty: Maybe I will. I love boats.
Jackie: Hey, Christine, hey, what do you think about my new beret?
Christine St. George: This is what I think about it! [throws beret in the air]