Kelso Quote #531
Quote from Kelso in Immigrant Song
Kelso: Thanks for driving me to the hospital, man.
Hyde: Oh, whatever.
Kelso: No. Not "whatever." I mean, look. You drove me because we've been buds forever. I- It's like, why are we fightin' over a girl, man? Remember in third grade when we were both in love with Miss Hamill and we fought over her? And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet, and I let go of your bean bags, we made a pact to never fight over a girl again.
Hyde: You know, you're right, man. I mean, neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway. So I'm stepping back.
Kelso: No. No, no. You go for it. I'll step back.
Hyde: No, I'm serious. Door's open for you.
Kelso: No, I'm serious. The door is open for you.
Hyde: I just closed the door for me!
Kelso: Well, I'm closing the door for me and I'm locking myself inside, and I'm swallowing the key.
Hyde: Fine. We're both done with her. You're my bud. [pats Hyde's arm]
Kelso: You're my bud. [pats Kelso's arm] Aah!
Hyde: I was wondering if that would work, and it did.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Immigrant Song’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out.
[After Hyde punches Kelso in the arm, Kelso groans as he uses his sprained hand to hit Hyde back.]
Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting-out my baby's grass stains! What about my last summer with my youngest child? I bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing. I bought sparklers for the Fourth of July. He loves sparklers and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth of July?
Red: Uh... there's a car show in Kenosha.
Kitty: A car show? I don't want to go to a [bleep] car show in [bleep] Kenosha. I want three more [bleep] months with my baby boy and now they're gone because of your bull[bleep]. Way to go, dumbass!
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches!
Hyde: Fez, what happened?
Fez: Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school.
Hyde: What?
Fez: Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. Good day.
Kelso: No, but Fez-
Fez: [speaks foreign language]