Kelso: Thanks for driving me to the hospital, man.
Hyde: Oh, whatever.
Kelso: No. Not "whatever." I mean, look. You drove me because we've been buds forever. I- It's like, why are we fightin' over a girl, man? Remember in third grade when we were both in love with Miss Hamill and we fought over her? And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet, and I let go of your bean bags, we made a pact to never fight over a girl again.
Hyde: You know, you're right, man. I mean, neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway. So I'm stepping back.
Kelso: No. No, no. You go for it. I'll step back.
Hyde: No, I'm serious. Door's open for you.
Kelso: No, I'm serious. The door is open for you.
Hyde: I just closed the door for me!
Kelso: Well, I'm closing the door for me and I'm locking myself inside, and I'm swallowing the key.
Hyde: Fine. We're both done with her. You're my bud. [pats Hyde's arm]
Kelso: You're my bud. [pats Kelso's arm] Aah!
Hyde: I was wondering if that would work, and it did.