Laurie Quote #67
Quote from Laurie in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Laurie: So, you guys, I've been trying to think of ways to help you.
Eric: Okay. [shouts] Where's Laurie?
Donna: Yeah, what happened to you?
Laurie: You guys, living in Chicago opened my eyes. I had no job, no friends. I did sleep with one of the White Sox, but then it just turned out to be this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat. Basically, I hit rock bottom.
Eric: Really. God, I was so sure you'd be a senator.
Laurie: Eric, love is hard to find. And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted. Especially you.
Eric: Oh, that's not true. I don't love you.
Laurie: Yes, you do. And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable then there's only one answer. Get out. Leave town. Because love is precious.
Eric: Well, it sounds good but I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees as I tumbled around and around.
Donna: Wait, is that a tear? Oh, my God, Eric. I think she's being sincere.
Eric: [licks tear] Oh, my God, it's real. I have a sister.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion like chili cheese fries.
Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!