Laurie: So, you guys, I've been trying to think of ways to help you.
Eric: Okay. [shouts] Where's Laurie?
Donna: Yeah, what happened to you?
Laurie: You guys, living in Chicago opened my eyes. I had no job, no friends. I did sleep with one of the White Sox, but then it just turned out to be this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat. Basically, I hit rock bottom.
Eric: Really. God, I was so sure you'd be a senator.
Laurie: Eric, love is hard to find. And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted. Especially you.
Eric: Oh, that's not true. I don't love you.
Laurie: Yes, you do. And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable then there's only one answer. Get out. Leave town. Because love is precious.
Eric: Well, it sounds good but I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees as I tumbled around and around.
Donna: Wait, is that a tear? Oh, my God, Eric. I think she's being sincere.
Eric: [licks tear] Oh, my God, it's real. I have a sister.