Fez Quote #484
Quote from Fez in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Eric: Hey, look who I found. At first I just thought he was a leprechaun.
Mitch: Fez, I came over here because I wanna end this feud, okay? Right here, right now. And if you're not on board, I mean, could spread your crazy naked, homoerotic dream all over school, but...
Fez: Macho as I am, who would believe you?
Kelso: Okay, Fez. Uh, can I just say as the nurse that was sponging you in your dream that I'm with Mitch here on the whole "not spreading it around the school" thing.
Mitch: See, your lady friend here understands. Truce?
Fez: Well... I guess. Truce.
Mitch: Good. Here. Peace offering. [sings] Moron! [exits]
Fez: Oh, this is tomorrow's school paper. Oh, my God, on the front page there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
Eric: Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
Fez: We caught a fish! I was excited! I kissed the fish too, but, of course, they don't show you that.
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Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
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Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!