Kelso Quote #526
Quote from Kelso in Nobody's Fault But Mine
Hyde: What?
Kelso: Nothing. Just, you know, Jackie's single now.
Hyde: Yeah, so?
Kelso: So, when you were going out with her, I backed off.
Hyde: You backed off? You constantly hit on her. You bought her presents all the time. You shot me with a BB gun.
Kelso: Yeah, that's me backing off. [sighs] Look, Hyde. I know you thought I only wanted her because you had her. See, the thing is, is now you don't have her and I still want her. So, as your friend, I'm just letting you know that I'm going after her. And also, I'll be making out with her in front of you. You know, just to rub it in. So, be ready for that.
Hyde: Whatever.
Kelso: Yep, that's what I'm counting on. While I'm out getting Jackie back, you're gonna sit around here saying, "Whatever." Are you listening to country music, man?
Hyde: Whatever.
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‘Nobody's Fault But Mine’ Quotes
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Red: Well, how are you the morning?
Kitty: Well, my baby boy's still engaged. My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble, it's pretty obvious the freaking thing ain't gonna work!
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Quote from Donna
Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!