Eric Quote #632

Quote from Eric in No Quarter

Fenton: Hello, Mr. Forman. And you.
Fez: Shut your filthy mouth!
Eric: Look, here it is. Here's the ring back.
Fenton: Oh, honey, that's paid for.
Eric: What?
Fenton: Someone came in and paid through the end of next month. I'm not supposed to say who, but she sure was a pretty little number. I guess.
Eric: You know what? It was Donna. I can't believe she'd go behind my back like this.

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 ‘No Quarter’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.

Quote from Red

Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.