Eric Quote #631
Quote from Eric in No Quarter
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Eric: [sings along with music] And even though I ain't got money I'm so... [talks] Who am I kidding? After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey. Must you mock me, Anne Murray?
Hyde: Kelso, because of your panty shenanigans, I'm banning you from the circle. I hereby ban you! I also hereby eat your burrito.
Kelso: Hey, Hyde? You're not the boss of me! Oh, right. Well, you can't tell me what to do. Shoot. Well- Well, at least I'm still my own man. No, I'm not! [exits]
Fez: [sighs] What do you suppose Jackie and Donna are doing in the room right now? Combing each other's hair? Applying moisturizer to their "all-overness"? Oh, to be a fly in that boob.
Eric: All I know is, I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity was actually for only six-and-a-half weeks. Life's a little more complicated than one of your simple little ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray? Anne Murray. [scoffs] What do you know about hard times? [scoffs] Canada?
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Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.