Kelso Quote #509
Quote from Kelso in No Quarter
Kelso: Ooh. Jackie's panties. Hey, Hyde. If these babies could talk, I bet they could tell some pretty good stories about me. Yeah, I bet they'd have a French accent too.
Hyde: My girlfriend's panties, Kelso? Is that really a road you want to go down with me?
Kelso: What's that, panties? [chuckles] Oh, no. I can't tell Hyde that one. Naughty panties.
Hyde: What's that, fist? It would be my pleasure. [punches Kelso's arm]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.