Fez Quote #462
Quote from Fez in No Quarter
Eric: Guys, look at this. I just got another collection letter from the jewelry store about Donna's engagement ring. Man, I gotta get some money, or I'm screwed.
Hyde: Oh, there's a job at the hotel. My boss would have hired you, then he talked to Red.
Eric: Well, I gotta do something. This is a threatening letter. "Call us immediately"? It's- It's in all capital letters.
Kelso: Look at you. Another dirtbag dodging his responsibilities. Not on my beat. Game over, dirtbag! [chuckles] Man, I wish I had some handcuffs.
Fez: Here, use mine. [off their looks] I'm learning to do magic!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.