Donna Quote #271
Quote from Donna in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Kelso: Great news! I'm gonna be a cop! [all boo] No. No, listen. It's perfect for me. The uniform will keep me looking hot even when I'm old. And plus, I love helping people.
Eric: No, you love humping people.
Kelso: Eric, a lot of times humping is helping.
Donna: So, you're really gonna be a cop?
Hyde: Well, he did shoot me, so we know he's good with guns.
Jackie: And you just know they're gonna partner him up with a dog.
Donna: Actually, you know what? It's kind of perfect. He'll get to run through people's backyards with a stick. He does that anyway.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.