Kelso: Great news! I'm gonna be a cop! [all boo] No. No, listen. It's perfect for me. The uniform will keep me looking hot even when I'm old. And plus, I love helping people.
Eric: No, you love humping people.
Kelso: Eric, a lot of times humping is helping.
Donna: So, you're really gonna be a cop?
Hyde: Well, he did shoot me, so we know he's good with guns.
Jackie: And you just know they're gonna partner him up with a dog.
Donna: Actually, you know what? It's kind of perfect. He'll get to run through people's backyards with a stick. He does that anyway.