Eric Quote #606
Quote from Eric in When the Levee Breaks
Eric: Okay, I think the Chicken Pinciotti wants to fly the coop. I'm gonna- I'll be upstairs for a little bit. Uh, do you have any magazines that I could- Whoa! Okay. I'm- l-l-I'll just read the shampoo.
Donna: Well, wait. You can't- You can't use the bathroom upstairs. You have to use the one off the den.
Eric: Th- Right in there? Wh- While- While you're right in here? I-l-I can't do that. You might sense something.
Donna: I "might sense something"? How much of a ruckus are you gonna make?
Eric: Wh- I just- I can't go here, okay? And I can't go home because Red thinks I'm over at Fez's. What- I am a man without a country.
Donna: Eric, you wanted to be grown up. And- Well, this is something that grown-ups do in the same house.
Eric: No, I ju-You know what I was thinking? I could build us another house, a separate house.
Donna: Eric, you're talking about an outhouse.
Eric: Well, it's about time those made a comeback!
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Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Steven. You got a big tear in that jacket.
Hyde: Yeah. It's hard hopping over a fence carrying two 12 packs. I mean, library books.
Kitty: Well, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause you don't even have parents to buy you a new coat. He doesn't have parents, Eric.
Eric: He told me that sometimes when he's all alone, he cries.
Kitty: Oh, that settles it. I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here. Take some Tang and go.
Hyde: Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that. [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: What? What? Never turn down Tang. Growing boys need Tang. [Hyde and Eric laugh] What is funny here?
Quote from Kelso
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Fez: So then I said, "No party, no pooper!" Because he wouldn't have a party.
Jackie: See, I think it's stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean, it's simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.
Hyde: I am liking you more and more.
Kelso: You know, I was thinking about The Incredible Hulk. I like that show. Especially the part where he gets all, like, mad and turns green and then his shirt rips off. But then I was thinking, like what if he was purple? And a lady? Come on. Like an angry, naked purple chick. That's better, right?
Red: [o.s.] What's going on down here? Why doesn't anybody ever go home?
[circle ends: Hyde sprays air freshener and Fez opens the door for a breeze as Red comes down the stairs]
Kelso: And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.
All: Cause it's got both!
Quote from Eric
Kitty: Red, don't get upset so early. You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang.
Eric: Sausage and Tang? [chuckles] Is- Is that a little racy for breakfast?
Kitty: I don't get it.
Red: Well, I'm gonna leave before someone explains it.