Kitty: Steven. You got a big tear in that jacket.
Hyde: Yeah. It's hard hopping over a fence carrying two 12 packs. I mean, library books.
Kitty: Well, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause you don't even have parents to buy you a new coat. He doesn't have parents, Eric.
Eric: He told me that sometimes when he's all alone, he cries.
Kitty: Oh, that settles it. I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here. Take some Tang and go.
Hyde: Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that. [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: What? What? Never turn down Tang. Growing boys need Tang. [Hyde and Eric laugh] What is funny here?

[circle:]
Fez: So then I said, "No party, no pooper!" Because he wouldn't have a party.
Jackie: See, I think it's stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean, it's simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.
Hyde: I am liking you more and more.
Kelso: You know, I was thinking about The Incredible Hulk. I like that show. Especially the part where he gets all, like, mad and turns green and then his shirt rips off. But then I was thinking, like what if he was purple? And a lady? Come on. Like an angry, naked purple chick. That's better, right?
Red: [o.s.] What's going on down here? Why doesn't anybody ever go home?
[circle ends: Hyde sprays air freshener and Fez opens the door for a breeze as Red comes down the stairs]
Kelso: And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.
All: Cause it's got both!

Eric: I'm sorry. Okay, I shouldn't have told you I was at Fez's.
Red: [exhales] Do you ever think about what you're doing with your life?
Eric: Hey, Dad. It's my life, okay? I'm grown up now.
Red: Grown up? Well, you sure say that a lot, so it must be true. Let me try it. Hey, everybody. I'm Mr. Rogers. But wait, I'm not wearing a sweater. And I'm about to kick your ass. Maybe it doesn't work. Maybe you're just an immature piss-ant who still lies to his parents.