Eric: Okay, I think the Chicken Pinciotti wants to fly the coop. I'm gonna- I'll be upstairs for a little bit. Uh, do you have any magazines that I could- Whoa! Okay. I'm- l-l-I'll just read the shampoo.
Donna: Well, wait. You can't- You can't use the bathroom upstairs. You have to use the one off the den.
Eric: Th- Right in there? Wh- While- While you're right in here? I-l-I can't do that. You might sense something.
Donna: I "might sense something"? How much of a ruckus are you gonna make?
Eric: Wh- I just- I can't go here, okay? And I can't go home because Red thinks I'm over at Fez's. What- I am a man without a country.
Donna: Eric, you wanted to be grown up. And- Well, this is something that grown-ups do in the same house.
Eric: No, I ju-You know what I was thinking? I could build us another house, a separate house.
Donna: Eric, you're talking about an outhouse.
Eric: Well, it's about time those made a comeback!