Red Quote #451
Red: Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?
Laurie: He doesn't understand consequences, Daddy.
Red: Well, maybe he'll understand this. From now on, every time you disobey me or lie to me or do anything that pisses me off, you're gonna pay me money.
Eric: Pay you? Wait, you're fining me?
Laurie: It's like giving him tickets for being dumb.
Eric: Okay, okay. I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment. There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away.
Red: Well, it obviously doesn't work. So, for forging my name you owe me 30 bucks. [Eric hands over 30 bucks]
Laurie: Daddy, can I borrow $30?
Red: Sure, kitten. Laurie, your grandparents are sleeping in your room. So you take Eric's room, and the math whiz can ride the couch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thank You’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: I love this ring. You know, I wish we could tell people that we're engaged. You know, without Red killing you.
Eric: Red kills happy things. It's what he does. Let's just enjoy the fact that someday you are going to be Mrs. Forman.
Donna: Mrs. Forman? [laughs] You want me to go by Mrs. Forman?
Eric: Well, yeah, I just assumed. I mean, come on. [laughs] Pinciotti? Which is nice. No. Which is really nice.
Kitty: [enters] Eric? Eric? Honey could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna. Could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? [exits]
Donna: Sure, Mrs. Forman. See? There's your Mrs. Forman.
Eric: Okay. Yeah, you know. [clears throat] You're right. That's gonna be a little creepy.
Donna: Well, now I kinda like it. Call me Mrs. Forman.
Eric: No.
Donna: Mrs. Forman's feeling dirty.
Eric: Okay, Donna-
Donna: Come on. Give Mrs. Forman a big French kiss!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Oh, hey, Red. Do me a favor. Sign this, huh? My gym teacher's failing me 'cause I won't wear shorts.
Red: Why won't you wear shorts?
Hyde: Would you wear shorts?
Red: Fine.
Hyde: Thank you.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, if it helps, I can invite Jackie to Thanksgiving. She's bitchy like Laurie.
Kelso: Mrs. Forman, I would love to come to your Thanksgiving dinner and I'll bring a date and a 12-pack, just like the pilgrims.