Eric Quote #552
Quote from Eric in Over the Hills and Far Away
Donna: I have a bad feeling about this weekend, Eric. Nothing good can come from us visiting different schools.
Eric: Well, yeah, but there's an upside. Two days apart? I mean, when we get together, it's gonna be electric, baby! Like a thunderstorm.
Donna: Eric, I'm serious. I mean, what if we actually end up going to different colleges? And we're apart for four years?
Eric: Well, then, come semester break, you better board up your windows. 'Cause guess what? Here comes Hurricane Eric.
Donna: Board up my windows? What are my windows? And whatever they are, wouldn't you want them open?
Eric: Hmm. Look, Donna. All I'm saying is that I think we can get through anything. We go to different schools now, and we're fine because our love is strong. Like a big, burly bear. So zip up your tent, 'cause guess what. This bear has claws.
Donna: Again, wouldn't you want my tent open?
Eric: Mmm.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Over the Hills and Far Away’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hold it, you two. Now, before we hit the road, we need to have a talk about that horrible thing that's taken over your mother.
Eric: You mean, her "change of life"?
Hyde: Thought we were calling it "the lady-parts problem."
Red: It goes by many names. Now, we're dealing with a tricky enemy here. I haven't been this frosty since Korea. And just like a commie, it can jump out and attack you at any moment.
Kitty: [o.s.] Red, honey.
Hyde: Incoming!
Eric: Retreat!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey. Wait up.
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: The explanation's pinned to my lapel.
Red: "Dear Red. Mr. Kelso and I are unable to take Michael to U.W. Here's $30 so he can go with you." Where's the 30 bucks?
Kelso: Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game.
Red: I swear to God, Kelso! You make Eric look like Einstein.
Eric: Thank you, Daddy.
Kelso: "Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.
Quote from Kelso
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: Once again, the explanation is pinned to my lapel. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Forman, please give Michael $30 for the game you threw out the window and broke. Signed, my parents."
Kitty: [laughs]
Red: Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.