Kelso Quote #404
Quote from Kelso in Everybody Loves Casey
Kelso: Guess what. I read your little "everything's my fault" article and I realized why I cheated. Remember the first time I kissed Pam Macy?
Jackie: Behind the gym?
Kelso: And in the gym, and in her car. But, anyway... Earlier that day, I didn't have any money to buy you Tater Tots. And you said that I'd never be able to support you, 'cause I wasn't smart enough. And you're always putting me down like that, and it makes me feel bad about myself. And that is why I cheated.
Jackie: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Kelso: Just like that. And then I thought about it, and I realized that I'm not sorry either!
[fantasy: Jackie and Kelso are back in the boxing ring when he lands a blow]
Jackie: Michael, what are you saying?
Kelso: I'm saying that we're not right for each other, because you make me feel bad. And... And... I don't think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.
Jackie: Wait, break up? No, no. Michael, I was wrong. Please, let's talk about this.
Kelso: No.
Jackie: Wait, but Michael.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Everybody Loves Casey’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Casey and Donna, man. Hey, remember when we were 12? We didn't even like girls yet.
Kelso: I liked girls when I was 12.
Eric: Yeah, I was happy to stay at home Friday night in my underwear just tossing a football to myself.
Kelso: Yeah, never did that either.
Eric: Well, at least I gave it my best shot, right? If Donna loves Casey and not me, then... I mean, I guess it's over.
Kelso: Wha- Forman, you can't give up. Okay, look. Who knows what's gonna happen with me and Jackie. But what you and Donna had? That was, like, real. And I'm telling you, as his brother... Look, Casey is bad news. He's either gonna get bored and split, or something worse is gonna happen. So, you gotta do something.
Eric: Hey, since when did you get all serious?
Kelso: Been reading Cosmo. It's very educational. Yeah. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. Like, there's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, guess what, boys. [chuckles] I entered the big wiener contest at the Piggly Wiggly. And I won a year's supply of all-beef hot dogs. [laughs] I'm a wiener winner! [laughs] Well, anyway, we're having a barbecue.
Red: No, Kitty! I thought we were going to talk about that.
Kitty: Mm-hmm. Oh, and I saw Donna at the grocery store and she said she's bringing her friend Casey.
Eric: What? No. I hate Casey. He's Donna's new boyfriend. Y- You have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her.
Red: Kitty, you've done a horrible thing. It could scar the boy for life. Now, let's do the right thing and cancel that barbecue.
Kitty: No. We're having it, and it'll be fun. And we just- We won't give Casey any relish.
Hyde: All right! Once Casey finds out he's not getting any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure. [chuckles] You are so screwed.
Quote from Fez
Fez: So your mom invited Casey over for hot dogs? Well, that's a plump, juicy all-beef burn.