Eric: Casey and Donna, man. Hey, remember when we were 12? We didn't even like girls yet.
Kelso: I liked girls when I was 12.
Eric: Yeah, I was happy to stay at home Friday night in my underwear just tossing a football to myself.
Kelso: Yeah, never did that either.
Eric: Well, at least I gave it my best shot, right? If Donna loves Casey and not me, then... I mean, I guess it's over.
Kelso: Wha- Forman, you can't give up. Okay, look. Who knows what's gonna happen with me and Jackie. But what you and Donna had? That was, like, real. And I'm telling you, as his brother... Look, Casey is bad news. He's either gonna get bored and split, or something worse is gonna happen. So, you gotta do something.
Eric: Hey, since when did you get all serious?
Kelso: Been reading Cosmo. It's very educational. Yeah. I never realized how much plumbing girls had down there. Like, there's this diagram, and it's like a map of Six Flags.