Kitty: Oh, guess what, boys. [chuckles] I entered the big wiener contest at the Piggly Wiggly. And I won a year's supply of all-beef hot dogs. [laughs] I'm a wiener winner! [laughs] Well, anyway, we're having a barbecue.
Red: No, Kitty! I thought we were going to talk about that.
Kitty: Mm-hmm. Oh, and I saw Donna at the grocery store and she said she's bringing her friend Casey.
Eric: What? No. I hate Casey. He's Donna's new boyfriend. Y- You have to uninvite him. Dad, tell her.
Red: Kitty, you've done a horrible thing. It could scar the boy for life. Now, let's do the right thing and cancel that barbecue.
Kitty: No. We're having it, and it'll be fun. And we just- We won't give Casey any relish.
Hyde: All right! Once Casey finds out he's not getting any relish, he'll dump Donna for sure. [chuckles] You are so screwed.