Kelso: Guess what. I read your little "everything's my fault" article and I realized why I cheated. Remember the first time I kissed Pam Macy?
Jackie: Behind the gym?
Kelso: And in the gym, and in her car. But, anyway... Earlier that day, I didn't have any money to buy you Tater Tots. And you said that I'd never be able to support you, 'cause I wasn't smart enough. And you're always putting me down like that, and it makes me feel bad about myself. And that is why I cheated.
Jackie: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Kelso: Just like that. And then I thought about it, and I realized that I'm not sorry either!
[fantasy: Jackie and Kelso are back in the boxing ring when he lands a blow]
Jackie: Michael, what are you saying?
Kelso: I'm saying that we're not right for each other, because you make me feel bad. And... And... I don't think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.
Jackie: Wait, break up? No, no. Michael, I was wrong. Please, let's talk about this.
Kelso: No.
Jackie: Wait, but Michael.