Eric Quote #500
Quote from Eric in Eric's False Alarm
Donna: Eric, what were you even doing at the motel?
Eric: I don't know. I just- I was fine, right? I mean, we were friends, and that was cool. And now, Donna, all of a sudden it's like the day after we broke up all over again, and... Look, I'm sorry, but when I knew you were gonna be with Casey, I just... I felt... Whatever.
Donna: No, I get it. Remember when you wanted to date other people, and I was so cool about it? Well, I wasn't. It, like, broke my heart.
Eric: So what did you do?
Donna: Well, I didn't know what to do. So, I just, you know...
Eric: Right. Casey. Right. Hey, look, from now on, I'm gonna stay out of your business. I promise.
Donna: Thank you.
Eric: But before that promise goes into effect, I would like it duly noted for the record that I think Casey's all wrong for you. [Donna scoffs] And I think you guys are moving way too fast.
Donna: Duly noted. And I'll stay out of your business too.
Eric: Okay. Good. So I better, uh, drum me up some business, huh? [both chuckle]
[As Donna hugs Eric, he pulls her closer]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's False Alarm’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, Bob, I think the problem is that Joanne thinks you're moving just a little too fast.
Bob: That's just who I am. I do everything fast. I run fast. I drive fast. I eat fast.
Kitty: Okay, what happens when you eat fast?
Bob: I get gassy.
Kitty: Right. Okay, well, a relationship works the same way. When it grows too fast, it... it gets gassy, too. And-And- And then the bad thing happens and people leave the room.
Bob: Wow. A lot of people have told me to slow down, but nobody ever said it in a way that spoke to me.
Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh. Hey, guess what, fellas? Turns out I still have feelings for Donna. Yeah. Deep feelings. Warm feelings.
Tingly-in-the-pants feelings. And I can't do anything about it, because she has those feelings for someone else.
Kelso: I think that admitting that you still love Donna is an important step because it reopens the door for this. [singsong] Eric loves Donna! Eric loves Donna!
Eric: Look, you guys, I don't love her. I just think that if she's not with me the fairest thing for everyone is if she's alone and unhappy.
Kelso: No! That is a bad plan, man. 'Cause if you leave a chick alone, the next thing you know she's licking the roof of some other guy's mouth. Like the cheese guy. I hate that guy.
Fez: But you love his cheese. See, this is just like a Southern tragedy. Tennessee Williams, but with cheese. [off Hyde's look] I'm taking advanced English.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: I just think we all need to zip it. [to Fez] Especially you.
Fez: Hey, I can keep a secret. I didn't tell Kelso you took five bucks from his wallet.
Kelso: Hyde!
Jackie: None of you guys can keep a secret.
Kelso: Well, you sure can, especially when it's about you kissing other guys.
Jackie: Michael, it was one guy from work, and I told you I'm sorry. God, how long are you gonna keep throwing that in my face?
Kelso: Well, how long are you gonna keep throwing your face in other guys' faces? Wow. That was clever. I think I won that! Yeah!