Quote from Kelso in Eric's False Alarm
Hyde: I just think we all need to zip it. [to Fez] Especially you. Fez: Hey, I can keep a secret. I didn't tell Kelso you took five bucks from his wallet. Kelso: Hyde! Jackie: None of you guys can keep a secret. Kelso: Well, you sure can, especially when it's about you kissing other guys. Jackie: Michael, it was one guy from work, and I told you I'm sorry. God, how long are you gonna keep throwing that in my face? Kelso: Well, how long are you gonna keep throwing your face in other guys' faces? Wow. That was clever. I think I won that! Yeah!