Eric Quote #490
Quote from Eric in Class Picture
Eric: God, this is so sad. It's like, what have we been doing with our lives?
[flashback to the boys playing cards in a circle in Forman's basement:]
Young Hyde: Hey, Kelso, who's got stronger powers, I Dream of Jeannie or Samantha from Bewitched?
Young Kelso: That's easy. Samantha. Witches totally beat genies 'cause witches can fly. Game over.
Young Eric:Hey, why does Jeannie wear those see-through clothes? It's gross. And it makes me feel funny.
[flashback to the guys as teenagers in a circle in Eric's basement:]
Young Hyde: No way is Samantha hotter than Jeannie! Hey, I heard they made an episode they never aired where Jeannie gets totally naked. The government banned it.
Young Kelso: All I know is, with one little nose twitch Samantha's clothes could be off! And that's hot.
Young Eric: What if you didn't have to choose? What if you could be with both at the same time?
Young Kelso: Is that legal?
Young Hyde: Hey, man, if you don't get caught everything's legal. Stolen pretzel?
[flashback to the guys in a circle:]
Eric: Guys, this conversation is over. Yesterday, Samantha went back in time. That trumps anything Jeannie ever did.
Kelso: Oh, yeah? Well, Jeannie can freeze time. So, Samantha would go back, and Jeannie could just freeze her there. Who kicked whose ass then?
Hyde: You know what would decide this whole thing? A little Samantha-on-Jeannie mud wrestling. I'd pay a dollar to see that.
Fez: All I know is, Samantha helps Darrin at work but what does Jeannie do for Major Nelson? Turns his boss into a monkey. This is not helpful.
Donna: I've got to call Major Nelson's sexuality into question here. I mean, any guy who's got a half-naked genie, he's got her doing more than his laundry.
Jackie: Hey, you know what would be best? Samantha's hair, Jeannie's pretty bottle room and Wonder Woman's accessories. [imitates bullets ricocheting]
Hyde: Hey, guys. We've been talking about this for a really, really long time.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Class Picture’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
[flashback to 1976:]
Fez: [o.s.] Help. Americans, please help me.
Eric: What was that?
Kelso: It's coming from in here.
[When Kelso opens a supply closet door, Fez is hanging from the coat hook on the back of the door while holding a ball]
Fez: Oh, hello.
Hyde: Who the hell are you?
Fez: I am the new foreign exchange student. The football team asked me if I wanted to "hang out." I shouldn't have said yes. I can't feel my legs. [Kelso takes the ball]
Eric: What are you gonna do?
Kelso: I'm gonna chuck it at him.
Hyde: No, man. Leave him alone. [frees Fez from the hook] Look, man, if those jocks try to do this to you again, just come find me.
Fez: Thanks. You are my best friend. Let's hold hands.
Hyde: Uh, no. Let's go. [Fez follows Hyde] I'm Hyde.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Fez: Oh, you're the one that loves Donna.
Eric: I do not!
Fez: Well, my name is- [school bell rings]
Hyde: Okay, I'm not gonna remember that.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: God, I can actually see this thing growing. It's like... Jiffy Pop.
Kelso: My friend once, he had this really big zit. And he tried to pop it and all the pus went into his brain, and it killed him.
Donna: Really, Kelso? What friend?
Kelso: You didn't know him.
Donna: That's 'cause he doesn't exist.
Kelso: 'Cause he's dead now!
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: People, we are losing focus here. Well, what is our quote gonna be? And let's remember, our goal is to have it be about me.