Jackie Quote #236
Quote from Jackie in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Todd: Jackie, you clocked out half an hour ago. Did you come back to tell me something? Because I feel the same way.
Jackie: I was waiting outside for Michael to pick me up, but the idiot never showed.
Todd: That's the third time this week. Three strikes and he's out, according to the rules of baseball. And love.
Jackie: Actually, it's four strikes, if you count the time he showed up late 'cause he had to see how The Jetsons ended.
Todd: Man, first he goes behind your back and takes that modeling job and now this whole Jetsons thing? No futuristic cartoon could ever keep me from you.
Jackie: I just don't know what's happening to us.
Todd: Okay. Jackie, you need to cheer up. And the first step to cheering up is giving Todd a hug. [they kiss]
Eric: Oh, my God.
Jackie: Oh, my God.
Eric: I am so glad I went shopping today!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie's Cheese Squeeze’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. [Donna, Fez & Hyde laugh]
Fez: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don't know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don't know.
Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don't know.
Kelso: [laughs]
Donna, Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don't know.
Quote from Eric
Jackie: Eric, did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric: Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should- No, no, no! That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue.
Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship.
Eric: You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
Jackie: Right. So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm. Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.
Jackie: Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And go.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready.
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand!
Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.