Donna Quote #221
Quote from Donna in Kelso's Career
Donna: Hey, Casey.
Casey: Hey, Pinciotti.
Donna: What the hell happened to you? I was waiting at The Hub?
Casey: Oh, man. See, the thing is, when I went to go pick up the steering-wheel cover, the Trans Am was running kind of rough, so I thought I'd rebuild the carburetor.
Donna: But I was waiting at The Hub.
Casey: Well, you want a smooth ride, don't you?
Donna: I just think that if you say you're gonna be someplace that you should be there.
Casey: Aw, man, I guess I flaked. I've just got this thing where a lot of times I don't show up. I don't know what to do about it.
Donna: How about showing up?
Casey: I guess I could give that a shot.
Donna: So this will never happen again?
Casey: No, I'm pretty sure it'll happen again. But we'll light that firecracker when we come to it.
Donna: Fair enough. [Casey kisses Donna] I can't believe this. When I got here, I was so mad at you and I already totally forgave you.
Casey: Yeah. Everybody does.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kelso's Career’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, Red, you big, old softy. [snickers] Did anything special happen yesterday?
Red: Special? Well, let's see. The dentist called with a cancellation, so I went in and the sadistic son of a bitch found a cavity. The next thing I know, I'm hopped up on drugs and he's taking a jackhammer to my jaw. I spent the rest of the day in a fog.
Kitty: Oh, no. Oh, my God. You don't remember what you said to Eric?
Red: Kitty, I don't even remember how I got home.
Eric: [enters] All right, Dad. Look, I tried to figure out the right words and then I realized I just gotta say it, so-
Kitty: Wait, Eric-
Eric: Mom, please. Dad, I...
Kitty: [slow motion] Stop! He was drugged!
Eric: ...love you.
Red: [normal speed] Go to your room.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: You got a job? Michael, I am so proud of you.
Kelso: Well, now, if it wasn't for you pushing me, I would've never realized how good it feels to roll up my sleeves, get a little sweaty and earn some cash.
Jackie: Oh, this is so exciting! I can't wait to come visit you at work.
Hyde: That'll speed things up.
Jackie: What's he talking about?
Kelso: Oh. I've been selling my love nectar.
Jackie: What? Michael, you can't do that. You're hot. Women are gonna want to take your little Kelsos home.
Hyde: My God, she's right. Think about it. A world full of Kelsos. Libraries will fall into disrepair. There'll be feathered hair as far as the eye can see. We'll have to put padding on every sharp corner!
Kelso: Hey, those sharp corners can be hazardous, man. I mean, come on. It's 1978! Things should be round by now!
Quote from Eric
Eric: Mom, was Dad abducted by aliens and replaced by an identical creature programmed to love?
Kitty: Honey, this is breakfast. Don't ask me things.
Eric: He told me he loved me.
Kitty: Your father? No!
Eric: Yeah.
Kitty: I think I know what happened. I gave your father an early Valentine's Day card that said what a wonderful husband and father he is and it rhymed, and maybe it touched him. It didn't look like it touched him. He just- He got up and got a beer. But maybe deep down... deep, deep, deep down... something woke up. I am so glad he loves you.
Eric: Yeah, but, Mom, this is weird. He's never said that. Ever. One time I saved him from getting hit by a lumber truck and I think he was about to say it, but then he said "Get in the car." But how am I supposed to handle this? You think I should say it back? [Kitty nods] He's gonna hit me.
Kitty: [giddy] Maybe not.