Jackie: You got a job? Michael, I am so proud of you.
Kelso: Well, now, if it wasn't for you pushing me, I would've never realized how good it feels to roll up my sleeves, get a little sweaty and earn some cash.
Jackie: Oh, this is so exciting! I can't wait to come visit you at work.
Hyde: That'll speed things up.
Jackie: What's he talking about?
Kelso: Oh. I've been selling my love nectar.
Jackie: What? Michael, you can't do that. You're hot. Women are gonna want to take your little Kelsos home.
Hyde: My God, she's right. Think about it. A world full of Kelsos. Libraries will fall into disrepair. There'll be feathered hair as far as the eye can see. We'll have to put padding on every sharp corner!
Kelso: Hey, those sharp corners can be hazardous, man. I mean, come on. It's 1978! Things should be round by now!