Kelso Quote #342
Quote from Kelso in Tornado Prom
Jackie: Michael, this is my worst nightmare.
Kelso: A tornado is your worst nightmare? Mine's monsters.
Jackie: How could I be runner-up? If I'm not a rich, popular girl, I'm nothing. I'm like Donna.
Kelso: No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend to the Snow King. Now, as Snow King, I must lead my people to safety. All right, everyone! Everyone. Follow me. [opens closet door] Remain calm, people! These are just sports balls! Everyone grab a ball!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.