Jackie: Michael, this is my worst nightmare.
Kelso: A tornado is your worst nightmare? Mine's monsters.
Jackie: How could I be runner-up? If I'm not a rich, popular girl, I'm nothing. I'm like Donna.
Kelso: No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend to the Snow King. Now, as Snow King, I must lead my people to safety. All right, everyone! Everyone. Follow me. [opens closet door] Remain calm, people! These are just sports balls! Everyone grab a ball!