Fez Quote #324
Quote from Fez in Tornado Prom
Fez: Ah, our own private stairwell. This is exactly how I pictured losing my virginity. Except it was on a bed of flowers and there were two of you.
Vice Principal Cole: Tornado passed through, is heading to Illinois. Kiss my ass, Chicago. [Fez takes his shirt off]
Rhonda: Oh, my God! We're- We're safe. Sex just doesn't seem important anymore.
Fez: I- I disagree. And- And here's why.
Rhonda: Let's go celebrate with everyone. [snorts]
Fez: [to the heavens] Oh, you can make a tornado, but you can't let me do it? Oh, you are not a just God!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Tornado Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay, look, you may not take this seriously, but I do. I used to be a rich, popular girl. But now that my dad has cut me off, I'm not rich so I have to be twice as popular.
Donna: Okay, maybe you should spend less time worrying about being popular and more time being thoughtful, friendly, considerate.
Jackie: Okay, can I get a translation because that was gibberish.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Okay, you're right. Eric's fine. Let's just talk about something else. [laughs]
Bob: Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot about lady orgasms. They've been around longer than I thought.
Kitty: Okay, so talking's bad.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Now, I'm just so worried about Eric. A tornado in January?
Red: Yeah, life's full of surprises. Like these two showing up 'cause they don't have a basement. Surprise!
Joanne: Gee, Red, you seem grouchy. Surprise!
Kitty: Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado, he'll get blown to Canada. He's very light.