Fez: Ah, our own private stairwell. This is exactly how I pictured losing my virginity. Except it was on a bed of flowers and there were two of you.
Vice Principal Cole: Tornado passed through, is heading to Illinois. Kiss my ass, Chicago. [Fez takes his shirt off]
Rhonda: Oh, my God! We're- We're safe. Sex just doesn't seem important anymore.
Fez: I- I disagree. And- And here's why.
Rhonda: Let's go celebrate with everyone. [snorts]
Fez: [to the heavens] Oh, you can make a tornado, but you can't let me do it? Oh, you are not a just God!