Eric Quote #458
Quote from Eric in Eric's Hot Cousin
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Eric: Guys, I'm getting some weirdness from Cousin Penny. Earlier, she gave me a hug, but this wasn't a cousin hug. Our middles touched. And not just for a second. She pressed.
Kelso: I've heard of "kissing cousins." But have you ever heard of "doing it cousins"? 'Cause that's what I think Forman should be shooting for here.
Eric: Kelso, I appreciate the advice, but your solution to every problem is "do it with her."
Kelso: Well, it worked with my old science teacher. C-minus!
Eric: Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin. That'd be like looking at my mom and thinking, "Hey, baby, how"- I'm just gonna stop right there.
Fez: I've thought that about your mom, but I didn't stop right there. [Eric punches Fez's arm]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Hot Cousin’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Have you seen that little stray cat that's been hanging around our house?
Red: Oh, yeah, I met him this morning. Then he met the hose. Kitty, we don't need more things hanging around our house. We already have Steven and Kelso and... foreign kid.
Kitty: Yeah, but they're always busy. Maybe I should get my own cat. I'm not working. I'm home all day.
Red: Here's my problem with cats. Best-case scenario: You get the smartest cat in the world, he still craps in your house.
Kitty: Well, it's just, it would be nice to have something to take care of.
Red: I'll tell you what, Kitty. Instead of getting a cat, why don't we all just stop flushing? It's the same thing!
Quote from Fez
Kelso: Hey, guys? I'm thinking about getting a perm. Hyde, can I get the number of your guy?
Hyde: I don't have a "guy," dumbass. This righteous moss is a gift from God.
Fez: God gave me a perm, too, but he hit me below the belt.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty? What happened?
Kitty: Fluffy died.
Red: Well, if it's any consolation, fish are never even really alive. They're just less dead.
Kitty: I know. You know, he wasn't good company, but at least he was company. [Red sighs] Red, I'm unhappy.
Red: Oh, I gotta go to the store.
Kitty: I am a nurturer. I am not gonna be satisfied nurturing something you'd win at a carnival.
Red: Kitty, what do you want? I'll get you anything you want. Not a cat.
Kitty: I want to go back to the hospital to work.
Red: Oh. As long as it's not a cat, I'm good.
Kitty: Okay, I think what you mean is, "I'm glad you're doing what makes you happy."
Red: Oh, of course. And I'm sorry that your fish died.
Kitty: Don't be. I flushed it.