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Eric: Guys, I'm getting some weirdness from Cousin Penny. Earlier, she gave me a hug, but this wasn't a cousin hug. Our middles touched. And not just for a second. She pressed.
Kelso: I've heard of "kissing cousins." But have you ever heard of "doing it cousins"? 'Cause that's what I think Forman should be shooting for here.
Eric: Kelso, I appreciate the advice, but your solution to every problem is "do it with her."
Kelso: Well, it worked with my old science teacher. C-minus!
Eric: Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin. That'd be like looking at my mom and thinking, "Hey, baby, how"- I'm just gonna stop right there.
Fez: I've thought that about your mom, but I didn't stop right there. [Eric punches Fez's arm]