Kitty Quote #321
Quote from Kitty in Jackie Says Cheese
Kitty: Oh. Good morning. Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital. A lollipop.
Eric: Mom, I'm 17 years old.
Kitty: Which is why I also brought you condoms. [Red and Eric groan] Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just... Well, you know, I worry about you.
Eric: That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse.
Kitty: Now, don't be a porky mouth. Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets. [Red and Eric groan] I just want you to know that intercourse is a responsibility, not just a right.
Eric: Okay, well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable.
Kitty: Oh, uh, don't forget your condoms.
Eric: I was wrong!
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‘Jackie Says Cheese’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: This is freaky, man. Red hasn't said anything about the stash, which can only mean he's gone to the much-feared stage: beyond yelling. He's gone Darth Vader, man.
Kelso: Or instead of Red snagging you, maybe you snagged Red dipping into Hyde's stash. I'm just sayin', everyone's tryin' it.
[fantasy: circle:]
Hyde: I guess Kelso's right. Everyone is trying it.
Red: I'm telling you, this stuff isn't just for cakes. It's great all by itself. [squirts cream into mouth] Mmm! Wait, wait. Watch this. [squirts cream onto head] Look at me. I'm Whipped-cream Head! Fear me! All fear Whipped-cream Head! [sinister laugh] Mmm!
[reality:]
Eric: Kelso, that was delightful. But the only part you left out is where Red kills me!
Quote from Fez
Thomas: Oh, the football team loves me. I'm their new placekicker.
Fez: What? Oh, the room is spinning! How did you do all this?
Thomas: I have delightful accent.
Fez: So do I.
Thomas: Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd. Now, good day, sir.
Fez: [scoffs] I say "good day." Now, good day.
Thomas: Good day.
Fez: Good day.
Both: I said good day! [Thomas walks away]
Fez: He stole that from me.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said from me!
Quote from Red
[As they eat breakfast at the kitchen table, Eric and Red both stick their fork in the last waffle]
Eric: Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo.
Red: Hey. L'Eggo my foot in your ass.