Kitty: Oh. Good morning. Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital. A lollipop.
Eric: Mom, I'm 17 years old.
Kitty: Which is why I also brought you condoms. [Red and Eric groan] Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just... Well, you know, I worry about you.
Eric: That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse.
Kitty: Now, don't be a porky mouth. Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets. [Red and Eric groan] I just want you to know that intercourse is a responsibility, not just a right.
Eric: Okay, well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable.
Kitty: Oh, uh, don't forget your condoms.
Eric: I was wrong!