Kelso Quote #329
Quote from Kelso in An Eric Forman Christmas
Kelso: Well, Jackie, you know, since everything's ruined we could, I don't know, go home and watch Rudolph.
Jackie: Michael, those shows are for babies.
Kelso: But I want to watch it! I wanna!
Jackie: Grow up, Michael.
Kelso: [whimpers] You never let me have any fun!
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‘An Eric Forman Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store.
Bob: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.
Red: Yeah, well, if I had "mistlefoot," it'd be in your ass. [laughs]
Kitty: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends.
Red: Maybe next year, Kitty.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Guys, check this out. It looks just like when we were kids. And look, the wise-men gifts: gold, myrrh, and- [sniffs] Hyde, I think this one's yours.
Hyde: That'd be my baggie of frankincense.
Quote from Red
[As Red sneaks back into the house draped in Christmas decorations, he screams as he turns around and sees Kitty]
Kitty: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations?
Red: It's only stealing if you, uh... if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away.
Kitty: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch.
Red: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.