Kitty Quote #320
Quote from Kitty in An Eric Forman Christmas
Kitty: Oh, honey, you looked so sad. I am gonna let you open your big Christmas present early. [chuckles]
Eric: Wow, it's kind of the size of- [chuckles] And it's kind of heavy like-
Kitty: I knew you wanted one.
Eric: I can't believe that you finally got me - a rain coat!
Kitty: See, it's London Fog! Did I fool you? I put rocks in the bottom, so it would seem heavy. [chuckles]
Eric: That's clever.
Kitty: [laughs] Okay, now. I'm gonna wrap it back up. You can open it Christmas morning and pretend you're surprised.
Eric: Uh-huh.
Kitty: So, we got that to look forward to.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘An Eric Forman Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store.
Bob: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.
Red: Yeah, well, if I had "mistlefoot," it'd be in your ass. [laughs]
Kitty: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends.
Red: Maybe next year, Kitty.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Guys, check this out. It looks just like when we were kids. And look, the wise-men gifts: gold, myrrh, and- [sniffs] Hyde, I think this one's yours.
Hyde: That'd be my baggie of frankincense.
Quote from Red
[As Red sneaks back into the house draped in Christmas decorations, he screams as he turns around and sees Kitty]
Kitty: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations?
Red: It's only stealing if you, uh... if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away.
Kitty: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch.
Red: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.