Jackie Quote #211
Quote from Jackie in The Forgotten Son
Jackie: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics but she never showed up.
Eric: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend and I, for one, think it's time you met her. [they walk into the kitchen]
Jackie: Donna, what are you doing?
Kitty: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the "DonnaKitty." Or the "Ditty." [laughs] We haven't decided.
Jackie: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting. As in, my cosmetics.
Donna: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.
Eric: It started as an annoying, but innocent lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob.
Jackie: Donna, why do you need a new friend? Haven't I always been there for you?
Donna: Uh, no.
Jackie: I hope your cookies burn!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Forgotten Son’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
Leo: Well, then who has my money?
Fez: There is no money, you son of a bitch!
Leo: Oh. Wow. I guess all this stuff has to go back.
Fez: Oh, that means you too, Feathery Frank. Good day.
Cockatoo: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Ooh, ooh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
Donna: Yeah. So when did he lose it?
Kitty: Right around when he turned 10. It was the strangest thing. Poof. Like someone ironed him.
Quote from Kelso
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Eric: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me, but now that I'm all paranoid I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
Hyde: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
Kelso: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after and I choose Travolta.
Hyde: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. [claps] Bravo, man.
Eric: That is good advice. Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
Jackie: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
Eric: What? I did not! [chuckles] I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.
Hyde: Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.
Kelso: [as John Travolta] Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [normal voice] That's dead-on.