Eric Quote #416
Quote from Eric in The Relapse
Eric: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing!
Donna: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us so I'm boxing up her clothes, because I can't look at them anymore. And I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it.
Eric: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff and now my sex stuff... sounds sucky.
Donna: Look, I'm sorry if you thought that we-
Eric: No. No, I'm sorry. Let's just-What- [clears throat] What, do you need some help or something?
Donna: Yeah, thanks.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [picks up pink t-shirt] This is mine. [Donna stifles a laugh] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here too.
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Quote from Fez
Kelso: All right. Let's not get bummed out, guys, okay? There are a lot of other hot older women out there besides Midge. And they deserve our respect, 'cause they can teach us stuff.
Fez: Yes, I would love to make love to an 80-year-old. They must know everything. And not just about sex, but history and trivia too.
Hyde: Yeah. The young ones are too timid, but the older ones... they know it won't break.
Fez: How could it break? It is invincible.
Kelso: Yeah, and plus, they're, like, grateful you know, so they'll do it with, like, almost anybody.
Fez: Anybody? Well, that's me! Let's find Fez a dirty housewife to love.
Quote from Fez
Fez: What's his problem? This is the perfect outfit for picking up older ladies.
Kelso: Uh-huh. How's that?
Fez: Well, everyone knows that horny older ladies hang out at tennis clubs.
Kelso: Yeah, well, see, Fez... Point Place doesn't have a tennis club, or even a tennis court. We do have that concrete wall behind the gym, but people mostly use that just for smoking weed and beating up freshmen.
Fez: And foreign exchange students.
Kelso: You were new, okay? No. You know where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store.
Fez: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy.
Kelso: Yeah. And older ladies.
Fez: And candy.
Kelso: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies!
Fez: And candy.
Kelso: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy?
Fez: Fine, you win. The older ladies.
Kelso: Thank you.
Fez: And candy.
Quote from Bob
Bob: When I woke up, her bag was packed and she left. Didn't even say where she was going.
Kitty: On the other hand we have pancakes with egg eyes and bacon smiley faces! [laughs]
Donna: The hash-brown hair is nice.
Bob: I can't believe she would just take off without even a hint or a warning.
Donna: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, "I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave."
Bob: Honey, that's just what married people say.
Donna: Did she say where she was going?
Kitty: Well, um... She said she was going to California to- to be a star on Broadway. So...
Bob: Oh, Midgie. She may not have been smart, but she sure was sweet. And built too, boy.