Kelso: All right. Let's not get bummed out, guys, okay? There are a lot of other hot older women out there besides Midge. And they deserve our respect, 'cause they can teach us stuff.
Fez: Yes, I would love to make love to an 80-year-old. They must know everything. And not just about sex, but history and trivia too.
Hyde: Yeah. The young ones are too timid, but the older ones... they know it won't break.
Fez: How could it break? It is invincible.
Kelso: Yeah, and plus, they're, like, grateful you know, so they'll do it with, like, almost anybody.
Fez: Anybody? Well, that's me! Let's find Fez a dirty housewife to love.