Fez: What's his problem? This is the perfect outfit for picking up older ladies.
Kelso: Uh-huh. How's that?
Fez: Well, everyone knows that horny older ladies hang out at tennis clubs.
Kelso: Yeah, well, see, Fez... Point Place doesn't have a tennis club, or even a tennis court. We do have that concrete wall behind the gym, but people mostly use that just for smoking weed and beating up freshmen.
Fez: And foreign exchange students.
Kelso: You were new, okay? No. You know where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store.
Fez: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy.
Kelso: Yeah. And older ladies.
Fez: And candy.
Kelso: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies!
Fez: And candy.
Kelso: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy?
Fez: Fine, you win. The older ladies.
Kelso: Thank you.
Fez: And candy.