Jackie Quote #196
Quote from Jackie in Canadian Road Trip
Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle Ray.
Donna: I know. I was just here.
Michelle: Of course you were.
Jackie: I told you to stay in the car, you dream killer.
Donna: Jackie, I'm here for you. And, as a matter of fact I've decided to be a model too.
Jackie: [laughs] Oh, Donna, you're so funny!
Michelle: Now, Donna, you're gonna need $200 for publicity costs. And then there's administrative fees.
Jackie: Wait, wait. You didn't even ask her to shake her hair.
Michelle: Oh, yeah. Shake your hair. [Donna shakes her hear] You are a remarkable talent.
Jackie: Wait, wait, wait. You think Donna here can be a model? This is a scam. How dare you soil the pure and noble art of modeling?
Michelle: I like your passion. Have you ever considered acting?
Jackie: Oh, my God. That's my dream.
Donna: We're going home.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Canadian Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, no. I think I lost my green card.
Eric: Damn, Fez. Where's the last place you had it?
Fez: If I knew that, I would have it now, you son of a bitch.
Kelso: All right, Fez. Take it easy.
Fez: No. You take it easy. They're gonna throw me in Canadian jail. Have you seen Midnight Express? Well, it's like that, but with hockey sticks.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, you're not going.
Kelso: What? Why not?
Hyde: Because this is a risky mission. You tend to screw these things up.
Kelso: Yo, that is a damnable lie!
Eric: Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door and you lit it in the car on the way over?
Kelso: Yeah. I wanted to see it all flame-y.
Eric: And then you panicked and stepped on it.
Kelso: Eric, it was on fire!
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Hyde: Leo, man, what are you doin' here?
Leo: Sitting. What are you doin' here?
Hyde: We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
Leo: Canada? Cool. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.
Eric: Oh, conscientious objector, huh?
Leo: No. I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man. But I don't want nothing to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.