Bob Quote #70

Quote from Bob in Fez Dates Donna

Bob: You know, you two just don't get it, do you? That jam was on my property. I'll show you the deed. [clears throat] There's my lot. There's yours. There's the property line right there. [Red rotates the deed 180 degrees] Oops.
Red: Well... [clears throat] Looks like I own part of your property.
Bob: I, uh... I will not stand for this trickery! You get out of my house!
Red: No problem. [walks to the door and stands there]

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Quote from Red

Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.

Quote from Fez

[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!

Quote from Fez

Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.