Red Quote #308
Quote from Red in Fez Dates Donna
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass’
Quote from Red in That '70s Finale
Kelso: Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?
Red: Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.
Hyde: And that, my friends, is the last "foot-in-ass" of the decade. Cheers.
Kitty: Michael, it is so good to see you. The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you.
Kelso: You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.
Kitty: Oh! [giggles]
Red: You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.
Hyde: Look at that. He had one more in him.
Quote from Red in Till the Next Goodbye
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!
[The background behind Red and Kitty sways as Eric stares at them]
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Eric, I cannot thank you enough for lending me your girlfriend. It feels so good to be in a normal, healthy relationship.
Eric: Fez, it's a fake, pretend relationship.
Fez: You say tomato, I say tomato.
Eric: Fez, "to-mah-to."
Fez: What?
Eric: You say "to-mah-to."
Fez: Why would I say "to-mah-to"? That's not even a word, dummy.
Eric: Yeah. I'm sorry.
Fez: It's okay, Eric. Different strokes for different strokes.
Eric: Right.