Eric Quote #355
Quote from Eric in Fez Dates Donna
Eric: [yawns] Yep, yeah, yep, yep, yeah. So, should I watch a ballerina movie or Get Smart? - [snaps] Get Smart it is. That's right. I said Get Smart. [turns TV on] I'm sorry, Donna. Did you want the last piece? [laughs] Well, it's too late. [chuckles] That's right. I said too late. Yeah, that was me. That's right. That was me. [Hyde enters] Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life. You know, without Donna I've realized that I can revert to my natural state. I'm dirty, I'm lazy and I don't wear pants. I'm just like you.
Hyde: Oh, no, no. See, I'm an original. A Warhol. You're just a print.
Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy who's wearing pants. Wait. This is my favorite part. [off Hyde's look] Oh, yeah, that was me. That's right. That was me.
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Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.