Eric Quote #352
Quote from Eric in Holy Craps!
[fantasy: a balding, middle-aged Eric is at the table when an overweight, middle-aged Donna sits down and smokes a cigarette:]
Eric: Oh, hey, did I tell you-
Donna: Heard it! Who ate the last doughnut?
Eric: I did.
Donna: Son of a bitch.
Eric: You ate the first 11!
Donna: Oh, shut up! [coughs]
Eric: No, I won't. I weigh 80 pounds. Look at you! Do you know why I'm bald? My body is eating its own hair!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.