Hyde Quote #249
Quote from Hyde in Donna's Panties
Hyde: Hey, hey, astro-chimp. When you come back down to Earth, if your parachute doesn't work, you could always use Donna's monstrous panties.
Eric: Hey, hey, hey, you guys. None of that when Donna gets here, okay? I don't need her mad at me on Valentine's Day.
Hyde: All right, Forman, relax. Wearing granny panties is a very sensitive issue that I don't find funny, and I refuse to exploit.
Eric: Good. [Donna enters]
Hyde: Hey, everybody, look. It's Granny Panties!
Eric: Hyde!
Hyde: Wha- Oh, sorry, man. It's in my nature to burn. Granny Panties understands. Don't you, Granny Panties?
Donna: Okay, look. I didn't have anything else to wear. It was laundry day.
Kelso: I didn't know they made a washing machine big enough for those panties.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Donna's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.
Quote from Donna
Donna: What's up with Eric's head anyway? It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. He looks like a Blow Pop.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. [giggles]
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. "Be mine." Okay. "Sweetheart." It really is. "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline.
Caroline: It's okay. She asked for it. Ooh, I gotta get going. I'll see you tonight. [exits]
Fez: Yeah. Well, well, well. Look who has a lady. [to Jackie] And to think, I was about to settle for you. Talk about dodging a bullet.