Kelso: Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.

Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. [giggles]
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. "Be mine." Okay. "Sweetheart." It really is. "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline.
Caroline: It's okay. She asked for it. Ooh, I gotta get going. I'll see you tonight. [exits]
Fez: Yeah. Well, well, well. Look who has a lady. [to Jackie] And to think, I was about to settle for you. Talk about dodging a bullet.

Kitty: Oh, Donna is gonna love you making dinner for her. There's nothing sexier than a man who cooks. Unless that man is Burt Reynolds. Then I don't give a darn what he's doing. He's just sexy! [laughs]
Eric: Ooh-hoo, Mom has a thing for the Bandit. [laughs]
Kitty: Ten-four. [laughs]