Eric Quote #331

Quote from Eric in Radio Daze

Donna: Eric, what are you doing here?
Eric: I'll tell you what I'm doing here, Donna. I'm here to say who's who and what's what to Jerry Thunder.
Donna: Eric, you can't talk to Jerry. He's on the air.
Eric: Oh. Fine. Then I guess I'll just have to wait. But let me tell you something... I'll be fuming.
Jerry Thunder: This is Jerry Thunder. [thunderclap] Signing off. And I'll see you around The Sound.
Eric: All right, whoo! Let's get Mr. Big FM Stud out here right now! Yeah, big time!
Donna: Eric, why are you being weird?
Eric: Donna, I'm gonna make a long story short. I'm here to kick a little deejay ass, so have a seat.
Barry Donovan: Hey, Donna. And this must be the boyfriend, Eric. Hi, I'm Jerry Thunder.
Eric: You're Jerry Thunder? [giggling] Well, that's just great! Check out Jerry Thunder! [laughs]
Barry Donovan: Hey, you kids, the night is young. You guys up for a game of Dungeons & Dragons? I'll let you be Mandar, the half-elf. Oh, well. Another time, perhaps. Good night.

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 ‘Radio Daze’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.